Friday, November 26, 2010

I am an independent write-in candidate for president

I am an independent write-in candidate for president of United States. In the event you cannot learn how to write-in my name you don't deserve to have me. I am not opposed to having my name printed on any ballot, but all should understand I am in the race for president to the end, regardless of my status on the ballots, and regardless of the two shell political parties that have so-far destroyed all the attempts by the American people to create something independent of them.
I seek the nomination of both parties so we can proceed to present a united face to the world, as my signature issue on the table is World Peace, and the means, The Vehicle for World Peace, to deliver your world to peace.
I bring to the table a prophetic work of art, a Television Scripture entitled, The Book ov Lev It A Kiss, a prophetic work of art with at least a dozen world events carefully described in advance, lettered on the page for purposes of performing, on whirled wide television, like old blind Homer, from dusk until dawn, for all the worlds' peoples to participate in all at once, with every line a delicate sensible rhyme.
The God inspired Television Scripture begins with Adman and Even in the Gar Den ov Edum, and traces all the generations of men. I eggs plain how the Cheyenne-easy people became yellow skinned, amongst other tales, for eggs ample the marvelous tale of how God, the Creator of the Universe, the LAN Lord uh pin Heaven, fashioned Man in His own image. 
When I impart this element of our creation to you, I will reveal something so far hidden in your DNA, that will bring every jaw to drop in awe as upon my telling this one aspect of my vision you will have your own revelations on the spot—that walking and talking in your country is a genuine living prophet inspired with words for all man kind.
You will conclude the poet prophet is that special person j. edgarina, the fascist cross dressing pervert of dirt marked down a person of "special interest" in 1970.
Because of Hoover's CLASSIFIED still in effect memoranda, it has in fact, taken all of these 40 years to merely set the stage for the poet prophet to deliver, from the political stage, a speech on behalf of his candidacy.
That is good news, because the poet prophet has an innovative solution for every prob limb facing our nation. The bad noose is the overwhelming majority of the 535 people you have elected to protect your First Amendment rights in your constitution are fascist confusers of reality, that reality confusion the modus operandi of most of your elected representatives, so my slogan DUMP THE 535 / The 535 MUST GO carries weight and in your heart rings a bell. 
To the issue of "Don't ask don't tell" law, here is what I am committed to, what I am going to do, as president:
Upon election to our highest office I will be Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces. I will schedule a speech to and for all of our military people, in uniform, serving our nation. The rest of the country, including the fascists you either refuse or fail to throw out of office at the next opportunity, will all have their opportunity to also listen and view my speech.
I am going to end the "Don't ask don't tell" law by explaining to all of our military serving in our Army, Marines, Air Force, and Navy that that law is done for. You are who you are —whoever you are. We are all God's children. We serve our nation together.
We aren't accosting our fellow warriors about their sexuality because the issue is not an issue and in the event any commander calls any gay person actively serving our country into their office to tell them they are being discharged for mentioning their sexual preference, blah blah blah, that the issue came up and the facts came out, the person being harassed by the officer will immediately contact me, the Commander-in-Chief in the White House with an email that includes the name of the officer, and I will immediately get involved and discharge that officer—discharge that person for disobeying MY ORDER as Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces.
In case you fail to DUMP THE 535 so we can begin again and start anew, then let the Congress impeach me, because that is what I am going to do about this don't task don't tell issue, regardless it is a law the Congress passed. Delivering all the fearless gay soldiers, who serve with honor, from a stupid closet goes along with delivering the rest of the world to World Peace, beginning with a peaceful night, when all of humanity is doing the same thing at the same time—watching the poet prophet spokes man turn the wheel and change the course of human history on Good Ship Mother Earth.
Thomas l. Friedman is my choice for Secretary of state as he is the perfect person to work with in arranging that every country's governments, besides all the television and radio channels, world wide are "officially" tuned in. Then eye settle every thing.
In the televised land of the blind, the one-eyed Man is King
michaelslevinson.com 

1 comment:

  1. I must say this has possibilities as a means of communication.

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